Like a stone

Mom was gone for too long the other day and I watched a little Youtube while waiting for her to come back from Beyond.

I liked this video the best:



I decided tonight while we were chasing that dumb Zach through the pool area to try out what I saw. You know those Ford ads with the tag "Like a rock?" Well, tonight I was "like a rock" when I fell into the swimming pool.

This is what I should've looked like:



Unfortunately, I was more like this:



(Except without the floaties, the two arms/legs, white skin, red hair, and human part).